My father-in-law forwarded this to me in e-mail. Made me laugh so I thought I would share. Happy Friday. The sun is shining in Puget Sound!
A COWBOY TOMBSTONE
Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the “Coolest Headstone” contest.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE
- It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
- It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
- It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.
- It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
- It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.